Sang, in the rain.

Who'd thought that the rain in May could still be so cold? I expected to be a soothing shower after a long hot weary day, but it made me chilled to the bone that I had to sing really loud to fight back the coldness, to fight back the urge to scream.
In the end I did scream, and laughed out while singing "i laugh at thr cloud". It was simply too miserable that it became funny.  I am funny, as a joke, a punchline.

No, the.security gave the punch line.
"aren't you cold?" he asked.  I thought it was very obvious that I was trembling and dripping wet.  Yes, I was freezing, thank you for asking.

Then I had a hot shower, and it was alright again.

I wish I had an.umbrella with me, like that song, you know.